Friday, July 30, 2010
Why yes, actually, I do.
Well, it seems we have a double whammy today because I'm in a writing mood. Yes sirree, my creative juices are flowing today and just nearly everyday, unlike the day when God decided he wanted a mudball filled with several billion zombies headbanging on a church floor speaking gibberish while eating burned cracker crumbs and imbibing week-old grape juice (try saying all that with a lungful of air and a mouthful of marbles). Indeed, my creative juices are so good today that I was able to interpret what this sign is trying to tell us. The Christian tongue would ask us if we think it's hot here (on this earth) as opposed to the lake of fire, mentioned (as I immediately recall) in the book of Revelations on four separate occasions. Well, my answer to that would be...
Yes. Yes, I rather do think it's hot here. But it's not due to any prophecy that was supposedly told by some bearded cripple or his guide dog. Global warming has been a problem for years and will continue to be until human beings can get a grip on their resources and figure out a way to slowly end the process. The lake of fire, on the other hand, won't come to an end until the fanatical clergy who have hijacked the religion shut their mouths and move on in life or this world becomes secular and sane. Whichever comes first, don't hold your breath for either one. Regardless, it's obvious that none of this lunacy will end until people get a grip on reality and stop believing in fairy tails. In other words, global warming is a reality. The lake of fire is fiction.
A completely perfect god or creative force of any kind with any form of benevolence would have simply created us and left us alone. Permanently. Why? I cannot imagine a perfect being that rewards and punishes the objects of its creation for the nature of being curious. I also cannot imagine a perfect being (of only one presumably exists) that becomes jealous from watching its creations turn to fake gods. If this assclown had been real in the first place, he'd have found another way to let his creations know that he was in fact very real and all-powerful aside from engaging in mass genocide and condoning slavery. And for those of you who have the spine to think that God never did condone slavery, look up the word 'condone'. You'll be amazed at what you can learn when you open up books aside from the bible.
In short, I have to say that this world does feel hot and it's getting hotter by the day, at least for me. People who believe that the words in the bible are truth boil my blood faster than people who piss in my cheerios on a daily basis.
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