Getting Started

Once again, I've changed my profile into something of a project, but this time it was due to some words of encouragement from a person who is so dear to me, it's frightening. You know, it's a very odd thing that a person who is very real and tangible can mean a lot to another person, especially an atheist, yet a god that I have yet to lay eyes on can mean so little. Especially after he created this earth with all of his intelligent design. How arrogant of me to place another human life over the worship of such a holy being.

I'm prepared to say, however, that this being is in no way worthy of my respect. I would like to point out that not only did we not ask for or make any request or inquiry on our own creation, we are supposedly demanded to worship a being that has so little respect for us, he's willing to allow anything to happen to us, with the excuse that it brings us closer to him. Unfortunately for this omniscient being, that's not how most intelligent humans operate. Last I checked, most human beings (and animals in this respect) tend to put as much distance between themselves and the person or thing that is bringing harm to them and refuse to give reverence to such a monstrosity. Wow... who'd have thought it?

Though it pains me to admit it, many human beings find it necessary to revere the god of the Christian bible, and they do so in a fanatical way sometimes, even to the point of putting their own interpretations into words on signs outside their big, luxurious buildings where they and their friends can go once a week to compare clothing. While I'm prohibited from going into these buildings to ask probing questions about their fictitious god or any of the war stories in their unholy book, I can at the very least post some of these interpretations within this blog for all to laugh at. Well, maybe not all, but at least the levelheaded people. Now, of course, these are my own interpretations of these signs, which means that I could possibly be incorrect in the long run, just like the bible and all the thumpers that are associated with it, but I'll at least try to go out with a bang for your entertainment. Please enjoy, and try to refrain from sending me hate mail or scripture, I could really do without it.